Tetherball Whore

Sage's latest obsession: Tetherball. That's all he plays at school. How come you don't play with your friends? They play basketball, and its not basketball season now. Who do you play Tetherball with? Whoever is there, doesn't matter, as long as they play tetherball. David can't believe our son has chosen tetherball as his sport of choice. Well, at least it involves a ball. Yeah, on a stick! But he's pretty good at it. He'll play with some middle-schoolers, and they've come to know him by name. He calls himself the Tetherball King. He is so cocky...